Kevin Bloody Wilson - Dilligaf

English

Dilligaf

I'm the sorta bloke that would like to think that, if I could go back in time,
Banjo an' Henry an' even Ned Kelly'd all be good mates of mine
'Cause they're piss pots, poets and outlaws, and I can relate to that
And I can relate to their attitude too in a word: Dilligaf!
 
That's spelt D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Dilligaf
And it means...
 
Do I look like I give a f***? Dilligaf
Am I being direct enough? Dilligaf
It's just another way of saying, "I couldn't give a f***in' rats arse, mate!"
Do I look like I give a f***? Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a f***? dilligaf
 
You see, it's stress relief made easy: it's simple, and it works
Just say, "Dilligaf" next time you gotta deal with d***heads, w*nkers and jerks
And when you go out stick a dilligaf on your t-shirt or your hat
And when some c**t's givin' you the s**ts just say, "Mate, read that!"
"That spells D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F: dilligaf."
 
Do I look like I give a f***? Dilligaf
Am I being direct enough? Dilligaf
Its just another way of saying, "I couldn't give a f**king rat's arse, mate!"
Do I look like I give a f***? Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a f***, Dilligaf
 
Do I look like I give a f***, Dilligaf
Am I politically correct enough? Dilligaf!
Its just another way of saying, "I couldn't give a rodent's rectum, mate!"
Do I look like i give a f***? Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a f***, Dilligaf
 
Do I look like i give a f***? Dilligaf
Hahahahahaha
 
Submitted by 3oudicca on Wed, 14/02/2018 - 19:22
Thanks!

 

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